John Bell

John Bell

Once described in his denomination’s magazine as looking like a “pantomime navvy”, John Bell has extended his wardrobe courtesy of Oxfam and the RSPCA.

Among his prize possessions are a mobile phone made of wood and a video clip of St Columba landing on Iona in 563.

He itinerates for most of the year lecturing on correct English pronunciation and associated fetishes.

Photo Credit: A Spurr