Brian and Krystal

Brian and Krystal

Grumpy old cockney Brian Damage met Krystal his glamorous assistant, at The Edinburgh Festival in 2000. They teamed up immediately to record their own excellent CD Silly Songs and form a unique act which they have performed all over the world, from Australia to Denmark and all points in between.

Brian and Krystal have appeared five years running at The Edinburgh Festival and also performed at festivals such as Glastonbury.

Wherever they go their baggage goes with them, including several musical instruments (not always musical in their hands!) and many years of experience in the entertainment industry. Much of this baggage spills out during their unconventional vaudeville-style act, punctuated by occasional silly songs, the odd bit of Spanish dancing and loads of belly laughs.

Apart from regular live appearances Brian and Krystal are not averse to TV, radio or any other media performances. They write scripts and songs and have hosted corporate functions, private parties and are suitable for many types of comedy-based events!

“Legendary Brian Damage and top strangely straight-woman Krystal are a one-off cross-genre act but they have echoes of The Bonzos, the heyday of music hall and some rather seedy country and western club. Four stars I laughed like a drain.”
Chortle – Edinburgh Festival

“as daft and charming as they are funny”
The Stage

“A Demon set and staggering stage presence.” The Big Issue.