No need for alarm. This is not part of the new English GCSE exam but the rip-roaring, point-scoring Greenbelt literary pub quiz. It'll be ace. Spectacles and a copy of the Guardian review are not required. Preceded by Traidcraft winetasting to quicken the synapses! And a prize worth winning! Pre-festival bonus point: Identify the author "Oh some are fond of Spanish wine, and some are fond of French, And some'll swallow tay and stuff fit only for a wench."